16305The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
(via everythingcanadian)
do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen
(Source: frankybluerichards, via hattalove)
when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
(via remember-he-has-seen-war)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
how to be trendy and cool:
- learn how to do a headstand
- fly to antarctica
- do a headstand in antarctica
- you are now wearing the world as your hat. pretty cool huh
(via hattalove)
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
so the legends are true
(Source: verityveritas, via hattalove)
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
in a matter of seconds
(Source: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou, via light-it-up--burn-it-down)
(Source: kristenwiiggle, via wit-beyond-treasure)
